There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. the cucumber says "man, my life sucks. when i get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me in a salad." the pickle looks at him and says, "you think you ihave it bad? when i get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." the penis looks at him and says, "you think you have it rough? when i get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and pass out!. send to eight of your freakiest friends.

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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SHAVED MY WIFE.


92.473057% of people have percentages in their signatures. If you're part of the 7.526943% who like to make them up, put this in your sig.

ERODING! EROODING! EROOOOODINGG!! EERROOOOOOODINGG!!!!!

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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SHAVED MY WIFE.


92.473057% of people have percentages in their signatures. If you're part of the 7.526943% who like to make them up, put this in your sig.

ERODING! EROODING! EROOOOODINGG!! EERROOOOOOODINGG!!!!!

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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SHAVED MY WIFE.


92.473057% of people have percentages in their signatures. If you're part of the 7.526943% who like to make them up, put this in your sig.

ERODING! EROODING! EROOOOODINGG!! EERROOOOOOODINGG!!!!!

We are floating on the grass and we are gay, we are gay;
hep a bay a bub a day a we are gay, we are gay;
Poop today and Poop today and spin around in cirles yay;
Spin around in circles and a here come German Robot heyta;
Hoopen gat a gobtee shlop den shlog-be nibbity shlug, meego shlee ba misneeyein a shlip me yein an litme ya, meeg mob dat do fat donay, hit him in the nuts today,
Spin around in circles and then then I hit him in the nuts;
George just chase me and I run away, run away;
I just pooped today and then i Poop Today all over your face;
Vejon begas animashun, vejon bega we are gay!
Vin dis jimdee shlong dee hinduh dong de havuh rite;
Here come Time Warp, Here come Time Warp, Here come Time Warp, jeejo baitp, jip!
Snack Time!

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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SHAVED MY WIFE.


92.473057% of people have percentages in their signatures. If you're part of the 7.526943% who like to make them up, put this in your sig.

ERODING! EROODING! EROOOOODINGG!! EERROOOOOOODINGG!!!!!

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